When the alarm rings she slowly gets out of bed, turns on the shower and under the steady stream of warm water, she gently scrubs her body with Ammonia, Formaldehyde and Phenol.
Next, she shampoos her tinted hair with DEA and Sodium Lauryl Sulfate.
Rinsing out the shampoo, she applies a good amount of mutagenic [...]

We hope you celebrated in style and that you did NOT end up in seeing too much of a bathroom floor or stall. It’s been quite a year over here at RC. We are making some serious goals for 2008 and please watch here for those actions to take place.